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WINNER
The last thing Jesus wants to see is another Kross.
Submitted by Adam Clay

RUNNER-UP +5, for avoiding any reference to "Jump!"
[Kriss] Kross his name off the list of the living.
Submitted by Laura Richardson

BEST +10, for managing to reference an iconic, yet absurd, fashion choice in an absurd way
Someone better iron the back of his best suit.
Submitted by John Harvill

COLLEGE TRY, but duplicative +0
Anyone who referenced "Wiggedy, wiggedy, wiggedy whack!"

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WINNER
He stopped living here today.
Submitted by Tim Provence

RUNNER-UP +5
Longest game of possum starts today.
Submitted by John Harvill

Honorable Mention(s) , duplicative texts
David Aydelott, David Walker, Adam Clay, and Eric Shuff

]]><![CDATA[April 24th, 2013]]>Thu, 25 Apr 2013 04:14:21 GMThttp://www.celebritydeathtext.com/home/april-24th-2013We've been off for quite a long time, but the site is still going. Thanks for all the submissions. Here a few that we think are worth reposting. Regular updating will resume soon.

WINNER
Too pooped to Koop.
Submitted by BossBlog

WINNER
Iron Lady, Wooden Casket.
Submitted by Josh Nelson

WINNER
Divinyl Intervention.
Submitted by Adam Clay

WINNER
No more days at a time.
Submitted by Dietz Osborne

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WINNER
Welcome back, morgue.
Submitted by Josh Nelson

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WINNER
Movin' on up.
Submitted by Nate Eppler

RUNNER-UP +5
He finally got his piece of the pie.
Submitted by John Harvill

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WINNER
Mayberry, D.O.A.
Submitted by BossBlog

RUNNER-UP +5
Mayberry, R.I.P.
Submitted by Carl C. Eppler

RUNNER-UP +5
Looks like Barney will finally get that promotion he's been waiting for.
Submitted by Josh Nelson

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WINNER
Ah-ah-ah-ah...nevermind.
Submitted by John Harvill

RUNNER-UP +5
Stayin' alive proves difficult.
Submitted by Adam Clay

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WINNER First and Best, avoiding the obvious pun
Dead as disco.
Submitted by Nate Eppler

RUNNER-UP +5
Must have worked a little too hard for the money.
Submitted by Josh Nelson

RUNNER-UP +5, but bordering on obvious
Last Danced.
Submitted by Dietz Osborne

RUNNERS-UP +0 for duplicates
I've danced the last dance.
Submitted by John Harvill

Disco is officially dead.
Submitted by Karen Henson

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WINNER First
Go-Go-Gone . . .
Submitted by Stephanie Click

]]><![CDATA[MASSIVE Update ]]>Mon, 07 May 2012 05:04:10 GMThttp://www.celebritydeathtext.com/home/massive-updateWe here at Celebrity Death Text would like to apologize for our long absence. It seems that our other responsibilities got the better of us for a few months there. And yet, celebrities kept dying - and you kept sending us those great texts - so it now time to update the site.

We'll start with a few old ones:

Simply too many puns received to award any points.

Honorable mention: "That asshole is dead." - Josh Nelson

Same here.

A number of duplicative texts about atheism and what God might say to him.

We did receive a few good ones, mostly with puns about trains, but even we at Celebrity Death Text aren't quite comfortable with an intersection of schadenfreude and suicide.

February 11, 2012

WINNER First:
"[No longer] Waiting to Exhale."
Submitted by BossBlog

BEST +10
Houston, we have a funeral.
Submitted by Christopher Bosen

RUNNER-UP +5
I woulda thought Bobby would be first.
Submitted by Josh Nelson

RUNNER-UP +5
I guess we know where broken hearts go. Happy Valentines Day, Bobby.
Submitted by JPhive

RUNNER-UP +5
Should have hired a better bodyguard.
Submitted by Joe Hobbs.

RUNNER-UP +5
I Wanna Die With Somebody (Who Loves Me).
Submitted by Jesse Tumblin

February 29, 2012

WINNER First
Some girl told me Davy Jones died, I didn't believe her at first. But now . . .
Submitted by Nick Philips

BEST +10
Paul McCartney died.
Submitted by BossBlog

RUNNER-UP +5
Head faker is dead . . . or is he???
Submitted by Josh Nelson

April 18, 2012

WINNER First:
3 - 2 - Done.
Submitted by Kelly Durcholz

RUNNER-UP +5, despite a Harry Potter reference
Looks like Ryan Seacrest finally doin' the last horcrux.
Submitted by JPhive

BEST +10

Job security.
Submitted by Dustin Schletzer

May 4, 2012

WINNER First:
He lost in the fight for his right to party.
Submitted by Anna Benson & Jessica Binkley

BEST +10
License expired.
Submitted by BossBlog

RUNNER-UP +5
MCAte it.
Submitted by Daniel Brown

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