WINNER
He stopped living here today.
Submitted by Tim Provence

RUNNER-UP +5
Longest game of possum starts today.
Submitted by John Harvill

Honorable Mention(s) , duplicative texts
David Aydelott, David Walker, Adam Clay, and Eric Shuff

We've been off for quite a long time, but the site is still going.  Thanks for all the submissions.  Here a few that we think are worth reposting.  Regular updating will resume soon.

WINNER
Iron Lady, Wooden Casket.
Submitted by Josh Nelson

WINNER
Divinyl Intervention.
Submitted by Adam Clay