Immediate opening for next celebrity roast.
Submitted by Josh Nelson
RUNNER-UP +5:
Worst week ever.
Submitted by BossBlog
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WINNER First:
Immediate opening for next celebrity roast. Submitted by Josh Nelson RUNNER-UP +5: Worst week ever. Submitted by BossBlog
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WINNER First, and being completely insensitive to the celebrity's chosen Hip-Hop moniker:
We're gonna need a shitload of pallbearers. Submitted by Nate Eppler RUNNER UP +5 for using celebrity's own title against him: The overweight lover's in the ground. Submitted by BossBlog RUNNER UP +5 for expressing deep-seeded contempt: Now that I'm dead, I'll be paying for that one hit with eternal flames. Submitted by Jonathan Lindsey RUNNER UP no points for its duplicative nature The overweight lover's [no longer] in the house. Submitted by Marshall Digmon WINNER First, and quoting other famous dead celebrities:
Down goes Frazier! Submitted by David Aydelott WINNER First:
60 minutes is up. Submitted by Josh Nelson BEST +10: Gone in 60 minutes. Submitted by Carl C. Eppler WINNER First, and recognizing a pop culture icon:
Life was really downhill after his daughter was sent to the juicer. Submitted by Josh Nelson |