WINNER
The last thing Jesus wants to see is another Kross.
Submitted by Adam Clay
RUNNER-UP +5, for avoiding any reference to "Jump!"
[Kriss] Kross his name off the list of the living.
Submitted by Laura Richardson
BEST +10, for managing to reference an iconic, yet absurd, fashion choice in an absurd way
Someone better iron the back of his best suit.
Submitted by John Harvill
COLLEGE TRY, but duplicative +0
Anyone who referenced "Wiggedy, wiggedy, wiggedy whack!"