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 WINNER The last thing Jesus wants to see is another Kross. Submitted by Adam Clay RUNNER-UP +5, for avoiding any reference to "Jump!" [Kriss] Kross his name off the list of the living. Submitted by Laura Richardson BEST +10, for managing to reference an iconic, yet absurd, fashion choice in an absurd way Someone better iron the back of his best suit. Submitted by John Harvill COLLEGE TRY, but duplicative +0 Anyone who referenced "Wiggedy, wiggedy, wiggedy whack!"
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 WINNER He stopped living here today. Submitted by Tim Provence RUNNER-UP +5 Longest game of possum starts today. Submitted by John Harvill Honorable Mention(s) , duplicative texts David Aydelott, David Walker, Adam Clay, and Eric Shuff  WINNER
Ah-ah-ah-ah...nevermind. Submitted by John Harvill RUNNER-UP +5 Stayin' alive proves difficult. Submitted by Adam Clay  WINNER
Heaven isn't too far away . . . anymore. Submitted by Nick Phillips RUNNER-UP + 5 for being second, and (also) using celebrity's own lyrics to convey the appropriate amount of schadenfreude: (Not) such a sweet surprise. Submitted by BossBlog  WINNER
Someone should have said, "yes, yes, yes," to rehab. Submitted by Josh Nelson RUNNER-UP + 5 points for avoiding the obvious: She wasn't going to show up for tonight's concert anyway. Submitted by Nate Eppler | ArchivesMay 2013 CategoriesAll |
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