WINNER First and Best, avoiding the obvious pun
Dead as disco.
Submitted by Nate Eppler

RUNNER-UP +5
Must have worked a little too hard for the money.
Submitted by Josh Nelson

RUNNER-UP +5, but bordering on obvious
Last Danced.
Submitted by Dietz Osborne

RUNNERS-UP +0 for duplicates
I've danced the last dance.
Submitted by John Harvill

Disco is officially dead.
Submitted by Karen Henson

WINNER First
Go-Go-Gone . . .
Submitted by Stephanie Click

We here at Celebrity Death Text would like to apologize for our long absence.  It seems that our other responsibilities got the better of us for a few months there.  And yet, celebrities kept dying - and you kept sending us those great texts - so it now time to update the site.

We'll start with a few old ones:

Simply too many puns received to award any points.

Honorable mention:  "That asshole is dead." - Josh Nelson

Same here.

A number of duplicative texts about atheism and what God might say to him.

We did receive a few good ones, mostly with puns about trains, but even we at Celebrity Death Text aren't quite comfortable with an intersection of schadenfreude and suicide. 

WINNER  First:
"[No longer] Waiting to Exhale."
Submitted by BossBlog

BEST  +10
Houston, we have a funeral.
Submitted by Christopher Bosen

RUNNER-UP  +5
I woulda thought Bobby would be first.
Submitted by Josh Nelson

RUNNER-UP  +5
I guess we know where broken hearts go.  Happy Valentines Day, Bobby.
Submitted by JPhive

RUNNER-UP  +5
Should have hired a better bodyguard.
Submitted by Joe Hobbs.

RUNNER-UP  +5
I Wanna Die With Somebody (Who Loves Me).
Submitted by Jesse Tumblin

WINNER First
Some girl told me Davy Jones died, I didn't believe her at first.  But now . . .
Submitted by Nick Philips

BEST  +10
Paul McCartney died.
Submitted by BossBlog

RUNNER-UP  +5
Head faker is dead . . . or is he???
Submitted by Josh Nelson

WINNER  First:
3 - 2 - Done.
Submitted by Kelly Durcholz

RUNNER-UP  +5, despite a Harry Potter reference
Looks like Ryan Seacrest finally doin' the last horcrux.
Submitted by JPhive

BEST +10

Job security.
Submitted by Dustin Schletzer

WINNER  First:
He lost in the fight for his right to party.
Submitted by Anna Benson & Jessica Binkley

BEST  +10
License expired.
Submitted by BossBlog

RUNNER-UP  +5
MCAte it.
Submitted by Daniel Brown