We'll start with a few old ones:
Honorable mention: "That asshole is dead." - Josh Nelson
"[No longer] Waiting to Exhale."
Submitted by BossBlog
BEST +10
Houston, we have a funeral.
Submitted by Christopher Bosen
RUNNER-UP +5
I woulda thought Bobby would be first.
Submitted by Josh Nelson
RUNNER-UP +5
I guess we know where broken hearts go. Happy Valentines Day, Bobby.
Submitted by JPhive
RUNNER-UP +5
Should have hired a better bodyguard.
Submitted by Joe Hobbs.
RUNNER-UP +5
I Wanna Die With Somebody (Who Loves Me).
Submitted by Jesse Tumblin
Some girl told me Davy Jones died, I didn't believe her at first. But now . . .
Submitted by Nick Philips
BEST +10
Paul McCartney died.
Submitted by BossBlog
RUNNER-UP +5
Head faker is dead . . . or is he???
Submitted by Josh Nelson
3 - 2 - Done.
Submitted by Kelly Durcholz
RUNNER-UP +5, despite a Harry Potter reference
Looks like Ryan Seacrest finally doin' the last horcrux.
Submitted by JPhive
BEST +10
Submitted by Dustin Schletzer
He lost in the fight for his right to party.
Submitted by Anna Benson & Jessica Binkley
BEST +10
License expired.
Submitted by BossBlog
RUNNER-UP +5
MCAte it.
Submitted by Daniel Brown