12/7/2011

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Two for one today:
WINNER  First:
The 4077 Colonel is 86'd.
Submitted by Josh Nelson

BEST +10:
Those Koreans finally got him, huh?
Submitted by Nate Eppler

RUNNER-UP +5:
M*A*S*H*ed
Submitted by BossBlog

AND

WINNER First:
He freed his soul.
Submitted by Kelly Durcholz
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11/30/2011

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WINNER  First:
Immediate opening for next celebrity roast.
Submitted by Josh Nelson

RUNNER-UP  +5:
Worst week ever.
Submitted by BossBlog
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11/8/2011

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WINNER  First, and being completely insensitive to the celebrity's chosen Hip-Hop moniker:
We're gonna need a shitload of pallbearers.
Submitted by Nate Eppler

RUNNER UP  +5 for using celebrity's own title against him:
The overweight lover's in the ground.
Submitted by BossBlog

RUNNER UP  +5 for expressing deep-seeded contempt:
Now that I'm dead, I'll be paying for that one hit with eternal flames.
Submitted by Jonathan Lindsey

RUNNER UP  no points for its duplicative nature
The overweight lover's [no longer] in the house.
Submitted by Marshall Digmon
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11/8/2011

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WINNER  First, and quoting other famous dead celebrities:
Down goes Frazier!
Submitted by David Aydelott
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11/8/2011

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WINNER  First: 
60 minutes is up.
Submitted by Josh Nelson     

BEST +10:
Gone in 60 minutes.
Submitted by Carl C. Eppler

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11/8/2011

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WINNER  First, and recognizing a pop culture icon:
Life was really downhill after his daughter was sent to the juicer.
Submitted by Josh Nelson
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11/8/2011

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WINNER  First: 
Jheri curled.
Submitted by Jesse Tumblin


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10/5/2011

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WINNER  First, and incorporating an early 2000s internet sensation: 
Need to find a new jorb.
Submitted by Jesse Tumblin

RUNNER-UP +5 for evading a pun, yet still encompassing a pun by reference: 
Unemployed.
Submitted by BossBlog
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10/5/2011

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WINNER
PT-911
Submitted by Nate Eppler

RUNNER-UP +5 for being one of the few people to know who Cliff Robertson is:
Last Day of the Condor
Also submitted by Nate Eppler

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8/12/2011

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WINNER
Heaven isn't too far away . . . anymore.
Submitted by Nick Phillips

RUNNER-UP  + 5 for being second, and (also) using celebrity's own lyrics to convey the appropriate amount of schadenfreude:
(Not) such a sweet surprise.
Submitted by BossBlog
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