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 WINNER The last thing Jesus wants to see is another Kross. Submitted by Adam Clay RUNNER-UP +5, for avoiding any reference to "Jump!" [Kriss] Kross his name off the list of the living. Submitted by Laura Richardson BEST +10, for managing to reference an iconic, yet absurd, fashion choice in an absurd way Someone better iron the back of his best suit. Submitted by John Harvill COLLEGE TRY, but duplicative +0 Anyone who referenced "Wiggedy, wiggedy, wiggedy whack!"
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 WINNER He stopped living here today. Submitted by Tim Provence RUNNER-UP +5 Longest game of possum starts today. Submitted by John Harvill Honorable Mention(s) , duplicative texts David Aydelott, David Walker, Adam Clay, and Eric Shuff We've been off for quite a long time, but the site is still going. Thanks for all the submissions. Here a few that we think are worth reposting. Regular updating will resume soon.   WINNER Iron Lady, Wooden Casket. Submitted by Josh Nelson  WINNER Divinyl Intervention. Submitted by Adam Clay  WINNER No more days at a time. Submitted by Dietz Osborne  WINNER
Movin' on up. Submitted by Nate Eppler RUNNER-UP +5 He finally got his piece of the pie. Submitted by John Harvill 
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Mayberry, D.O.A. Submitted by BossBlog RUNNER-UP +5 Mayberry, R.I.P. Submitted by Carl C. Eppler RUNNER-UP +5 Looks like Barney will finally get that promotion he's been waiting for. Submitted by Josh Nelson  WINNER
Ah-ah-ah-ah...nevermind. Submitted by John Harvill RUNNER-UP +5 Stayin' alive proves difficult. Submitted by Adam Clay  WINNER First and Best, avoiding the obvious pun
Dead as disco. Submitted by Nate Eppler RUNNER-UP +5 Must have worked a little too hard for the money. Submitted by Josh Nelson RUNNER-UP +5, but bordering on obvious Last Danced. Submitted by Dietz Osborne RUNNERS-UP +0 for duplicates I've danced the last dance. Submitted by John Harvill Disco is officially dead. Submitted by Karen Henson We here at Celebrity Death Text would like to apologize for our long absence. It seems that our other responsibilities got the better of us for a few months there. And yet, celebrities kept dying - and you kept sending us those great texts - so it now time to update the site. We'll start with a few old ones:  Simply too many puns received to award any points. Honorable mention: "That asshole is dead." - Josh Nelson  Same here.  A number of duplicative texts about atheism and what God might say to him.  We did receive a few good ones, mostly with puns about trains, but even we at Celebrity Death Text aren't quite comfortable with an intersection of schadenfreude and suicide.  February 11, 2012 WINNER First: "[No longer] Waiting to Exhale." Submitted by BossBlog BEST +10 Houston, we have a funeral. Submitted by Christopher Bosen RUNNER-UP +5 I woulda thought Bobby would be first. Submitted by Josh Nelson RUNNER-UP +5 I guess we know where broken hearts go. Happy Valentines Day, Bobby. Submitted by JPhive RUNNER-UP +5 Should have hired a better bodyguard. Submitted by Joe Hobbs. RUNNER-UP +5 I Wanna Die With Somebody (Who Loves Me). Submitted by Jesse Tumblin  February 29, 2012 WINNER First Some girl told me Davy Jones died, I didn't believe her at first. But now . . . Submitted by Nick Philips BEST +10 Paul McCartney died. Submitted by BossBlog RUNNER-UP +5 Head faker is dead . . . or is he??? Submitted by Josh Nelson  April 18, 2012 WINNER First: 3 - 2 - Done. Submitted by Kelly Durcholz RUNNER-UP +5, despite a Harry Potter reference Looks like Ryan Seacrest finally doin' the last horcrux. Submitted by JPhive BEST +10  Job security. Submitted by Dustin Schletzer  May 4, 2012 WINNER First:
He lost in the fight for his right to party. Submitted by Anna Benson & Jessica Binkley BEST +10 License expired. Submitted by BossBlog RUNNER-UP +5 MCAte it. Submitted by Daniel Brown | ArchivesMay 2013 CategoriesAll |
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